How was the Universe created? Our discussion group attacked this question full bore. Joe was convinced it was a government conspiracy. How could anything be that big? Everything up there was a brilliant fabrication to keep us from realizing we were alone as a race, certain to cause insanity.
The pizza arrived, temporarily shutting Joe up.
Angie wanted to debate the best mattress. Sharon's obsession was moisturizer and the hives it caused. Robert claimed hives were an optical illusion. Max dropped his pants and proved him wrong. Flo, the host, wanted to explore equal pay for women. The group agreed that was boring.
Marva demanded to know why no one had created a run free stocking. Men preferred analyzing the strongest ale and cigars. Sally felt it was unfair men got away with cellulite, while women were ridiculed. Soon the beer and pizza were gone and Flo suggested charades. Immediately, an argument started over where charades originated. Wrestling and punching occurred. Police came and handcuffed everyone.
Joe shouted at the sky as clouds covered the sun. Clouds are an illusion, part of the conspiracy!!
Ned was hosting next week's meeting. Ned reminded himself to pick up Mace.
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