Everybody lies online.
Frank posted he was a mercenary. In fact, he was a carpet salesman at Rugs R Us.
Enid saw the post and offered him money to off her husband because she had fallen for Armando, who posted he was a flamenco dancer. Frank had a gambling problem, so he accepted. Then he confronted Ed, the husband and revealed the plan. Ed offered him more money to kill Enid because he had fallen for Christina, who said she was a classical violinist online. Ultimately Frank came to his senses and backed away from the deal. It was back to square one, with Enid and Ed trapped in an unhappy marriage. Until Enid did a Google search and discovered Armando actually was a toll taker on the Penn. Turnpike. Seth, likewise, learned Christina sold perfume at JC Penney.
Meanwhile, Frank liked the idea of being a mercenary so much, he took lessons in close combat and marksmanship. He bought lots of camoulflage.
Enid and Ed had their first sex in three years. Both lied and said it was ecstacy.
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