Author Perks

Writing is its own reward, but there are perks to being a successful author.
The friendships you make.
The exchange of opinions and ideas.
The respect when you enter Arby's.
The free meals and drinks from grateful readers.
The awards and citations.
The legacy you leave behind.
The money deposited in your bank account.
The intense massages from Nerada, Empress of Massage.
The drugs offered to you at high end parties.
The sensual six foot women who throw themselves at you.
The calls from Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, and Buffet asking for advice and counsel.
The hugs from strangers.
Even the rash you get from people rubbing your head for good luck.

Yes, one must love writing, but it is not shameful to enjoy all the perks that accompany world wide success.
I wish each of you the same success I've had, and sincerely hope you can keep yourself grounded like I have.