Great Minds Inc. created pre-recorded messages, the elliptical machine, Spanks, self flushing toilets, electric flossing sticks and hands free vibrators.
At their yearly convention, inventor Carl Anders introduced his concept of reversible underwear, designed to cut laundry costs in half. Carol Lemon presented her creation edible foam to help fight world hunger.
We taught owls how to stay up in trees without falling and parrots to yodel. We brought Spam into this century by combining it with Jello, creating an indescribable taste.
In literature, we created flash fiction with the aid of its master Joe Del Priore. Genius comes in so many forms.
Now we are working on disposable irony.
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