Seth only allowed Ukrainian eggs to be colored at his Easter parties. His sophisticated guests debated the concept of Resurrection. Instead of chocolate bunnies, he provided chocolate figures of German philosophers and Franciscan thinkers.
No one could explain The Holy Ghost.
The door bell rang. Standing there in a bunny costume was large man wearing a smile. Remember me, he asked. I built your compost heap last spring. Composts R Us. Roy the Compost King. You mentioned your adult Easter parties. I brought you a gift.
He held out a basket full of maggots. They work wonders in the right environment, he said.
Guests screamed. Someone choked on a jelly bean. The maggots made themselves at home.
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