Sunday, July 14, 2019

Clouds

God was bored with his clouds, so he brought in Estaban, a designer, to create more interesting ones. Humans were bored looking at the sky.
Estaban thought long and hard about this project. He didn't want to let The Lord down.
Finally he came up with a concept and pitched it to God, who was skeptical, but gave him the go ahead.
Estaban created clouds in the likeness of dead comedians, people the public loved.
Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, W.C. Fields, Bob Hope, Jack Benny, Lucille Ball, Mary Tyler Moore, Mae West, Groucho Marx, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, the Three Stooges, Richard Pryor, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley, George Carlin, on and on.
TV weather reporters had to adjust. "Temperatures dropping, wind increasing, partly Henny Youngman, with a chance of showers."
Estaban pushed the envelope by creating a Bernie Sanders cloud, but that frightened kids. So he switched to George Burns, a wiser cloud covered with smoke.

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