Showing posts with label Cloud in my head. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cloud in my head. Show all posts

Saturday, May 11, 2013

The Cloud in My Head

Why did I park here? Who is that woman in the back seat in tutu and ballet slippers? Did I kidnap a dancer? She snores like a wart hog. I remember the party and Adele mixed some stuff in her blender and we all had several glasses. Then I blacked out.
I never trusted Adele.
I remember hugging a lot of people and slow dancing with a woman in a corset. I believe Enya was playing in the back round. Everything was in slow motion. Someone flushed a toilet and it sounded like a waterfall. It smelled like a garden of cinnamon.
I have to wake this woman up and find out what dance company she belongs to. If it's American Ballet Company I might be able to stay out of jail. But if she's Russian I am in deep doo doo.
Whose vomit is this on the passenger seat?