Easier Said Than Done

Ever try taking the bull by the horns? First you have to get it drunk or the beast won't cooperate. Then you have to determine what position is best, find a private spot and go at it. Fornicating with a bull is frowned upon by that same society that created the above saying. Hypocrites.
You'll still have to deal with post coital promises. Do you really want to be exclusive with this bull? If not, you need to be honest and risk getting gored or trampled, simultaneous orgasm be damned.
Don't cry over spilled milk is another proverb easier said than done, especially if it's expensive soy milk. Sour milk smells and your family will hate you if you don't stop sobbing and clean it up. Plus, they have to drink their coffee black and eat their cereal dry.
One door shuts and another opens. Well, what if you need a rest from opening and shutting doors? Why pay attention to doors anyway? So much of what happens that is worth watching can be seen through windows.
Expressing wisdom in these blogs is easier said than done. Thankfully, this one's done.