The Occupy Barlucci movement had stalled out. His pizza place was crowded with protesters, while his family cowered in a back room. Some wanted more anchovies, some wanted less spinach pizza, others demanded more tomato, less dough.
Police couldn't be bothered. Barlucci developed Carpel Tunnel Syndrome from flipping so many pizzas. The cost of ingredients had sky rocketed. His three delivery boy sons had no sense of direction. He wallowed in despair.
Bored, the protesters ate condiments and sprinkled cheese.
Eventually the neighborhood brokered a deal. Unlimited pepperoni topping in exchange for smaller anchovies. Most of the protesters despised anchovies anyway. ASslong as the cheese distribution remained stable.
Democracy in action.
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