Wednesday, October 5, 2016

The Hard Way

Louise traveled to Alaska for adventure, not realizing she would meet the man of her dreams. Onoka, a 6'5 Eskimo with rough skin and strong hands who spoke little English.
She could have just offered herself to him, but she liked challenges. She had to arm wrestle his woman--a solid rock of a lady. Her gym work paid off and after 18 rugged minutes of groaning, she won and the other woman was history.
She went hiking with her man, and hunting with primitive weapons. She killed an antelope with a bow and arrow. Onoka was impressed. But she almost lost everything when, while ice fishing, she caught a big one that dragged her right into the hole. The water was freezing. But her man rescued her by yanking her right out. He lay her spreadeagled on the ice. Even gasping and shivering, she imagined him taking her there, quick and brutal. Instead, she watched him fondling the fish she had caught and cackling madly.
She concluded this courtship might be harder than she thought.

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