Saturday, December 31, 2016

Words to Live By

I smell gas
Get away from that ditch
That is not a squirrel, Bobby
When I squat something leaks
Son, that's a power saw
Let's talk this out officer
That thing sure has lots of suction
I told you to flush twice
Hiccups are not a means of communication
Belches are borderline language
Compound fractures build character
Writers should do less talking and more listening
How many celebrities did you outlive this year?

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