Flooding in Hoboken
Sullen gas station attendants
Fear of eye contact with strangers
Potholes imported from Pompei, Italy
Mass arrests for stealing cherry blossoms
Eating unhealthy food down the shore
Parades featuring old people walking slowly
Snappy put downs and snappy come backs
Thousands of self published authors pleading for recognition
Rutgers grads working part time at trader Joe's
Smoke stacks
Dead bodies in shallow graves
Babbling on public transportation by self published authors
Petting zoos full of bacteria
Scam artists breathing the same oxygen as corrupt politicians
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