Gym Class

Every year we did square dancing in gym. I was awful. No coordination. Wrong direction, wrong arm, wrong moves. The gym teacher told me to sit and watch.
The positive aspect here was getting to hold the sweaty palm of a girl. Afterward, in the locker room, I would secretly sniff my palm. My therapist thinks that is the root of my issues with women.When I hear fiddle music my arousal temperature soars. The caller shouts swing your partner and I shudder with excitement. The glory days of high school.
After I graduated they instituted clog dancing. I guess adults finally made the connection between teen sex orgies and square dancing. Clog dancing is more effective than birth control.