Saturday, September 9, 2017

In the Monkey House

What do you want to do today?
Why don't we toss feces at humans?
We did that yesterday.
Let's make high pitched squeals that mean nothing.
Yeah  and grab our privates.
Instead of leaping around,
why not do a freeze frame
I can't go ten seconds without scratching myself
Can I groom you?
I don't need it.
Yes, you do. I see lint.
We're naked.
I know what I see.
What about a line dance or making a pyramid?
There's only two of us.
You are one serious buzz kill.
What's that you're doing?
Picking my nose.
Where did you learn that?
Guess.

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