Eliot Feeble's apartment was infested with Night Noogies. Scientists think they originated in Australia, but that didn't help him one bit. He could not sleep while they came out of tiny holes and crawled all over him. He couldn't have guests over. His girlfriend quit him after she discovered some on her sweater when she got home.
He had only one choice--call Mabel Castemondo, the Noogie Destroyer. For fee, she arrived wearing her Noogie Retardant suit and wielding a high tech flame thrower. Before she began her annihilation process, she ordered Feeble off the premises. Then she went to work. It took hours. Neighbors swore death was occurring there, and, indeed, the destruction was brutal.
Feeble now lives a normal life in comfort. But the hunter part of him misses swatting those pesky invaders with a double wide fly swatter. His girlfriend remains infuriated. She demands to see the dead Noogies.
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