13 Ways to Downsize a Circus
Substitute a sturdy hammock for a trampoline
Have two mime aereolists pretend there are two others in the act
Substitute one aged pigeon for five swans flying out of the magician's hat
Use hogs instead of ponies for children's rides
Limit clown squirt guns to three squirts
40% fewer spangles on the costumes
Restitch ripped tights instead of using new ones
One seal and one rubber ball tossing it to itself
Designate the best seats as PSL and triple their price
Multi-task the bear as both performer and security chief
Only one whip to be used by all trainers in alternation
Make the ringmaster work on commission
Have betting on the turtle races
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