Our group met last night in an abandoned warehouse. I reminded them of the summer of 2024, when we acted as a unit, protesting Corduroy Friday. We burned entire corduroy ensembles and wore knickers to put a stamp on our anger. We handed out leaflets, marched and chanted. The elders finally gave in and rescinded the law.
Now we are confronted with Plaid Thursday. I realize some people like wearing plaid, which will make our task more difficult. Many engineers wear plaid all week. All it means is we must fight harder against this travesty of good taste. I know some of your relatives work in the plaid factory and would be jobless if we succeed. I remind you, not five miles away, in our neighboring town, there is a new polka dot factory with a need for workers. Transferring should be simple. Polka dots offend no one the way plaid does. We can reach civility and compromise with polka dot people.
If we allow Plaid Thursdays to continue, can Spandex Mondays be far behind?
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