A guy can never have too much testosterone. Free shots and I'm there. Dr. Vinnie managed to inject me without destroying any important vessels and within days my voice was deeper, hair grew in unlikely places, my energy level was elevated, I could pee stronger and my bowel movements were noisy in a manly way.
About a month later I realized Dr. Vinnie may have screwed up my dosage. I was so horny anything soft and mushy got me aroused. Dough, fleece, mashed potatoes, whipped cream, throw pillows, and one particular sheep at the petting zoo, which landed me in jail.
So I sit here in my cell waiting for my bail hearing, wondering what happened to those men who signed up after me. One resembled the ex governor of NY, but my eyesight is fuzzy.
Boy, that bath towel in the corner looks awfully soft.
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