How big is big? Napoleon had a big ego and conquered countries. Trump has a big one and conquers Atlantic City. J-Lo had the biggest butt until the Kardashians appeared. Suddenly soccer is big here among people who couldn't name a single US player.
This year's Macy's fireworks will actually begin on July 3 and continue for hours even in daylight. What is a big cockroach? One that carries away small pets? Do those owning Great Danes try to convey something about about the size of their genitalia?
Think about the sheer amount of sewerage generated by Mexico City.
How big is the Universe? Imagine Einstein as the biggest BS artist of all time. All those big theories about its origin and none have been proven. How big is Joan Rivers mouth?
Writers have big imaginations, so maybe authorities should let writers decide what to do about that monstrosity on Route 3, which was supposed to be a theme park until the money ran out.
It feels like my writers block expands by the minute. What? You want to loan me an idea? How big of you.
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