If I walk fast at my usual pace, I'll startle her.
If I slow up and drop back, she'll think I'm tailing her.
If I move ahead of her, she might take it as a challenge and speed up, which will force me to match her pace.
If I sit on a bench and let her go far ahead, she'll assume I'm planning something.
If I start to jog, she'll humiliate me because I'm a terrible jogger.
If I just had a dog everything would be so much easier.
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