Entertainment Chairman

When the aliens landed, it was my responsibility as Entertainment Chairman to keep them entertained. They each were nine feet tall and weighed about 400 pounds. The majority of our towns- folk did not wish to be eaten by them. A handful of depressed poets and folk singers could care less either way.
Maury Winters did some juggling, but he was 87 and the reflexes were pretty much shot. I presented a dinosaur slide show, but most of the aliens dozed off. The Schuman family tap danced with vigor and we wanted the aliens to give it a try, but there were no tap shoes in their size.
Finally we rolled out a cage with two gorillas. We had fed them loads of oysters that morning, so they were quite aroused. The next two hours were spent watching them copulate. The aliens made strange, guttural noises. So did many of the humans.Very quickly afterward the villagers cleared out because now the aliens had that horny look in their bloodshot eyes. Most of the humans indicated sex with these creatures was not on the agenda. Although the local library staff showed interest.