Sunday, January 18, 2015

Respecting Carp

Why doesn't carp get more respect? You never see paintings of this undervalued fish. Fish have anxiety. Carp are good listeners, wise fish others go to for advice. They do this pro bono.  Available 24/7.
Carp settle territorial disputes. Octopus imperialism has long been an ocean problem. They want what they want and carp are there to step in and calm the waters.
Jellyfish sometimes have performance anxiety when mating. Carp remind them this can happen to anyone.
Dolphins are the divas of sea world. They have snubbed carp forever, but carp never hold a grudge. Actually they can't hold anything--they're fish.
We should have National Carp Day. At least give them The Kennedy Center honors.

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