Saturday, March 28, 2015

Dragon Misfire

In my practice as a dragon consultant I come across a wide range of issues. Inability to reach high altitude or speeds. Honking instead of roaring. Skin flaking off. Allergies.
But the main problem is inability to maintain high level fire breathing.
They initially emit one long stream of flame, which quickly dissipates into smoke and ashes. Female dragons turn away in disgust. Premature ignition is treatable, however.
I try to get them to relax and imagine continuous molten nostril flames. Sometimes I prescribe supplements. If I determine the nostril opening is too constricted, I send them to a specialist.
The quest for optimums strength and endurance in dragon performance is a developing field. Without the threat of incinerating anything and everything, how do dragons fit in our society?

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