Saturday, June 27, 2015

Eight Toes

In my entire life I have come across only eight toes worth examining out of about 300000. Exposing certain body parts must be regulated. A neck conveys experience and character. Age lines and flab are unacceptable around the neck.
Liver spots on the hands are actually quite artistic. Warts are conversation pieces. Birth marks have a story. Even hickeys can be intellectualized. But elbow creases blatantly displayed is disrespectful. Impressionable children are watching.
Larry King should not leave the house without a man bur-qua.

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