Flowers are cruel and evil. You can hug trees and talk to them. Flowers flirt, make promises, then die, leaving you with nothing but sad memories. Do not trust flowers. Look what happened to all those bees.
I choose cactus every time. You get what you see. You can stare at a cactus forever and fel no empathy. The cactus could care less about your issues.
Plus it has a very good chance of outliving you. Respect them. Do not toss flowers on my grave. Plant a cactus and walk away.
Now hedges and bushes have a lot less in common than you think. Bushes are essentially hedges who've lost their self respect.
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