Don't wash your underwear while in your underwear.
Wait 15 seconds after the machine has stopped before emptying another person's wash.
Check around for spare change or forgotten socks that may match your own.
If you spill detergent or bleach use any found pieces of wash to wipe it up.
Do not mix your jockstrap with yur thong underwear.
If you are handling a woman's laundry do not linger over intimate objects.
Nervous, yapping dogs should be sprayed with bleach.
Bathroom rugs get destroyed in the wash.
No matter how thirsty, do not drink rinse water.
Bury your head in newly dried clothes, but do not moan in ecstasy.
Do not wash straw hats.
Empty all pockets of Gummy Bears.
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