Monday, April 25, 2016

Whole Grain Oats

The oat community is in chaos. Partially grained oats are clamoring for equality. We are the 99%. Is it our fault we were grown by lazy farmers who could care less about sunlight and nutrition?
We fed our troops while whole grain stayed in country clubs. We taste just as good, especially with strawberries. Even raw hemp works. We're not fussy. Gobble away.
We create energy and aid memory. Whole grain is so self involved, coasting on its reputation created by paid off researchers. Where is Congress in this crisis?
We are always ready to help our comrades. When Farina was going through depression because it was considered outmoded, we were there to give it a hug. Quinoa was being ignored until we stepped in. We cheered up corn meal. Sadly, we could not help postina. RIP.
Whole grain has kept itself apart from other cereals, preferring to hang with low fat yogurt, pancales, omelets and bagel sticks. Whoever created bagel sticks should be prosecuted.
We partially grained oats will not stand for second rate treatment.
Actually, we can't stand, period. We're oats.

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