Sunday, May 22, 2016

Cars and Trucks

I once saw a wheel fall off a woman's car right in the middle of an intersection. She got out and smacked her cheeks in horror. I wanted to help, but could only smack my own cheeks in support.
SUV is not a car. It is a symbol of insecurity belonging to people with tiny genitalia, wildly insecure folks who need to lord it over us normal drivers. Many of these bullies could easily become third world dictators.
Regarding trucks, my position is unless you own a muscular, hairy, tattooed forearm you can lean out the window you should not be a truck driver.I, myself, have the forearms of a florist. Nothing wrong with florists. Some of my friends are florists and none of them need to drive an SUV to prove their manhood.

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