Refrigerator Notes

These roaches are not my responsibility.
These are the Heinz that try men's souls.
These bins are a salad waiting to happen.
These are the greens of my dreams.
These grapes miss their pits.
These mozzarella sticks are dying to be dipped.
These ice cubes shrink in their little squares for no reason.
These fruit bars despise the mozzarella sticks.
These chopped veggies crave a crock pot.
These prunes know their true purpose.
These Gummy Bears feel disconnected.
These slices of bread threaten to mold unless they get some respect.