Three Kids

Mal and his family of rabid, flying squirrels looked down saw three kids tramping through the snow and immediately thought of dinner.
Brooke, who constantly challenged his leadership, protested they were too small and by the time their heavy jumpsuits were ripped off, exhaustion would hit. Mal scoffed that was a result of her not doing the leaping exercises every morning. Are you commenting on my weight? she asked.
Their branch shook slightly, causing snow to fall and the kids to look up. The family remained still. Bart said we need to make a decision or they would starve. These kids were the only humans to pass all week.
On the ground, Willie's little brother had to pee and was told to go in his suit because it was getting dark and they couldn't stop.
Up in the tree, Bart moaned his nuts were freezing. Kanye was infuriated. You have nuts and didn't share them? he asked.
The family continued to argue while the kids moved closer to a clearing and safety.
Maybe there's a happy ending here. For the kids.