Monday, May 16, 2016

Whine Country

The Principality of Kazikstasin was prime whine country. The farmers whined about the drought. Towns people whined about inflation. Children whined about homework and teachers whined about the kids. Writers whined about everything because they're writers.
People were giving each other headaches. When the central government tried to meet and discuss the whining epidemic they were stymied because their offices were being painted. More whining.
Prisoners whined about being falsely accused. Victims complained about being victimized. Religious leaders moaned over the lack of belief. Pets whined over kids grabbing them by the ears.
The only people not whining were liquor store owners who sold gallons of wine to people too depressed to do anything but drink and whine.

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