The problem is my bloated belly. A shame that body part diverts attention from my more impressive features. Removing navel lnt is not a solution. My doctor says I must given up potatoes. My existences revolves around that food staple. Stay away from carbs. The universe is full of carbs. Might as well tell me to stop breathing.
At the gym I envy flat bellied creatures. I could suck it in, but that is blatant denial.I am salivating for a Wendy's baked potato with all the toppings. All these young people eating everything they want, seeing me as a paunchy old guy who moves slow.
I hope Obama gets fat in retirement. No carbs make me cruel and insensitive.
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