Saturday, July 8, 2017

Benny the Spider

Four years in a row Benny was voted World's Worst Spider by the International Spider Consortium. He created webs so weak flies purposely smacked into them and smirked. Yes, flies can smirk. Specialists told him to eat more ants for protein. Try lower altitudes like someone's shoes.
After finding a location, Benny would begin work. Invariably he became nauseous hanging upside down and vomited. Female spiders mocked him. His confidence was shattered. One day he was approached by three giant spiders who talked out of the side of their mouths. They offered to supply stronger thread in exchange for 70% of the fly meat. Benny hesitated and they smacked him around until he agreed.
The problem was the new thread was so heavy Benny had to contract out to Alex, a big mouth spider who told everyone where it came from. Benny was humiliated. He had sold his soul for naught.He's doing clean up work for the Praying Mantis community.

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