Saturday, July 1, 2017

New Fireworks

People just got tired of traditional fireworks. The town council held a meeting and decided on an alternative. Barges would be sent out on the river as usual, but now they would be firing off stray cats and small pets people got tired of feeding. The suspense entailed discovering which survived the contact with the water and which drowned.
It would have been a huge success except for one disgruntled worker who drugged and dragged his hyper critical mother in law to the barge and shot her out of a high powered firing mechanism. She rose high and fell like a stone.
His trial is set for September.

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