When The Lone Ranger took his first yoga class he twisted into the crouching cougar position and shouted Hi Ho Silver! He scared the hell out of the others, especially Arnie Silver in the back row. Afterwards he complained to Tonto he didn't understand the concept of yoga. His back had been bothering him after years of chasing varmints and he thought he had a hernia. He was told yoga would help.
Tonto nodded silently, his go to response when kemo sabe whined about something or other. Tonto, when stressed, just went hunting for rabbits.
He helped The Lone Ranger into his saddle and both realized their partnership was nearing its end. They had discussed opening a saloon, but getting a liquor license was a bitch. Tonto wanted to settle down and raise kids. He had his eye on Annie Oakley.
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