Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Firework Fatigue

It's reached the point where I'm almost glad when it rains and fireworks are cancelled. Why does every cash strapped town feel it is obligatory to stage these displays? Then they jack up property taxes. There should be one giant Macy's extravaganza and if you can't get there, watch it on whatever screen is available.
Here's a fact: after the first five minutes kids get bored and want ice cream.
Every year I trudge down to Boulevard East amidst expectant families, like they're going to see something different. Crazies actually try using their car to get there, which leads to long, stagnant lines and lots of beeping. In this area there are many Hispanics who perhaps do not connect with Independence Day as others do. I wonder if any of us really think about what we're celebrating, besides a day off from work.
This year it falls on a Thursday, meaning fireworks start on Monday and extend through Sunday. The Meadowland Fair has their own shoot off, directly competing with Macy's. Too much splattering in the sky.
Fireworks are getting like face painting, which used to be charming and unusual. Now every street fair in every tiny hamlet has face painting. There are more kids walking around with colored faces than not. Removable tattoos are next. The forecast is rain today and tomorrow, leaving Thursday clear. Maybe God is sick of this too.

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