Norman was fed up with the noisey barbecues coming from the neighbors. Talking to them accomplished nothing as the racket extended far into the night.
He saw an ad for a negotiator in the paper and sent an email. He soon received a response. They would meet at a coffee shop and discuss terms.
Pablo was short, hunched and hairy. His fee was reasonable. A deal was made as money exchanged hands.
Two weeks later another barbecue took place. Norman closed the blinds and locked all the doors. He had a premonition. Night came and soon after, the screaming began. Then it was very quiet. Norman peeked through the blinds . It was a full moon.
A moment later there was a hard knock at the door, followed by a growl. Right then he knew he should have taken advantage of the sale on silver bullets at Dick's Sporting Goods.
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