The solution to overcrowding is to send about 40 million folks to Alaska. They have plenty of room, especially if you focus on small people and kids. Offer free moving expenses and one year free housing. Stress the nutritional value of seal meat. Alaska is beautiful. Give these transplants warm clothes and winter underwear.
Global warming means less ice, more green. Push the adventure of hunting caribou. Plenty of parking, excellent garbage collection. The aurora borealis is almost spiritual. I'm pretty sure they have self flushing toilets. I'm told nobody hugs like Eskimos.
Nine monthys of snowball fights. Your kids will love it. So quiet one can spend hours meditating.
Unless we act fast, Russia will annex the whole territory. Not possible? Talk to the Ukraine.
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