Thursday, May 7, 2020

Virus Bucket List

Shave head
Get tested for anti-bodies
Try to monetize anti-bodies
Reassure people I'm recovered
Stop stress eating at night!
Figure out how to open printer to change cartridge
Debate whether to grow beard and stash
Check shaved head for missed spots
Get new welcome mat
Clean out storage space next to bathroom
Test new upgraded flashlight
Buy new boxer underwear
Clip toenails
Clean out potato chips from recliner
Pick up prescriptions
Try opening a book
Try painting something
Walk for one full hour
Take a nap

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