I do not dust. Dusting is not masculine. Sweeping, shoveling, hoeing, chopping ice, all masculine. My personal dust would fill excavation sites. I don't care. I'm standing firm on this. I'm also standing in a pile of dust.
Tony Randall dusts. Channing Tatum doesn't. I rest my case.
If I allowed comments I'm sure a maelstrom of heated opinions would ensue. This is something people feel strongly about, especially those who visit me and can't breathe.
I have to sign off now. I'm calling an 800 number to take a Panera survey in hopes of winning $2000. I'm certain the questions will be masculine in nature. Those are the only surveys I take.
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