I think I have the mom gene. If someone curses, first I slap them, then comes the hug.
Also, I enjoy wishing people. If I see a spec of dirt on someone's neck, I grab a washcloth and rub away.
My mom taught me to hang curtains. Soon I was good enough to hang drapes. That was the last new thing I learned.
I would ring neighbors' bells and ask if I could hang their drapes. The police were very polite, explaining the drape ordinance I was violating.
I could never fool mom for the same reason I can't fool anyone. My strict policy of honesty at all times. Except when I fool people into buying my book.s I need coffee money.
Happy Mother's Day.
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