Coloring Book

Little Charlotte loved coloring giant lobsters. Pages and pages of angry lobsters.Green, yellow, orange and beige.
One day, Peter Pan was in the neighborhood holding fairy dust he swiped from Tinkerbell's apartment while she was in rehab.
He peeked in the window and saw Charlotte coloring away. He knew if he sprinkled the book the lobsters would come alive. And so he did.
Why did you make me beige, one hissed as they surrounded the girl. They gobbled up her crayons and began chasing her around the bedroom. Peter was aghast. Her mother heard the noise and charged through the door. The lobsters attacked her as Peter flew off to other adventures. Charlotte sat in the corner and cried.
You thought this would be a charming story you could read to your kids. You're on the wrong blog.