I check strangers' tags to see if it is 100% cotton. I won't associate with anyone wearing dacron or orlon. Boring. Suede and leather people like to make an entrance. Pretentious. Wool folks want to hug. Unhealthy. Spandex and lycra are threatening.
I notrice your socks are drooping. Better upgrade if you crave my friendship. That couple in the corner--I need to check out their tags. They seem attractive, but can't take any chances.
Since I've matured, everything I wear is 100% cotton, except my hats.
My navel lint is also 100% cotton. You get the idea.
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