Sunday, January 29, 2017

Distractions

My glistening body parts as I step ourt of the shower.
Michael Bolton ringtones
The kid upstairs running all over as you pray he will run into an end table
Someone begins a sentence, 'I hope you won't perceive this as a criticism'
A Going Out of Business sale at a porn shop
Loud talkers with soft thoughts
Burning one link sausage in your micro and eating it as a punishment
Waiting for your printer to warm up
Pop up ads for male enhancement
Any fridge minus cheese

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