Next Generation

Will there be irony, sarcasm and satire?
Not looking good. Cough wrong and you get destroyed online. Everyone is ranting.  If you point out being overweight is unhealthy, you're body shaming. If you inject the word responsibility into a discussion on race you are a racist. If you question the Church you are Godless. If you only wear black you are the Devil's tool.
Taxi drivers are vanishing. Everyone is talking to themselves, an early sign of Alzheimer Disease. Hugging will disappear because of new bacteria. God help us if plaid goes. I've organized my life around it.
Once space for burial is used up, will bodies be tossed into the ocean creating new virulent water born illness?
Will writing still exist? Will imagination become part of the huge compost heap quickly being formed?
Will the next generation be able to skate backwards and use a pogo stick?
Politically correct vultures hover. Waiting.