Ladies and gentlemen,I stand here with an offer that will amaze you. Three legged dogs as pets. Think of the upside. How much easier will it be to meet people curious about your pet? Also, you can negotiate a discount with the vet.
If your dog falls over in front of kids, they will learn compassion. They will also discover the power of gravity. The pet will remain loyal because it is too slow to run away. If you have a limp no one will notice because of your dog.
I am offering these striking freaks of nature at the low low price of $16.99 each. Okay, I'll knock a couple of bucks for a dachshund. I will throw in a free leash and dog collar.
Well, miss, that is between you and your man what you do with them.
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