Saturday, December 16, 2017

Men's Locker Room

Rules--
no giggling
no side glances
no communication
no taking two lockers
no peeing without flushing
no humming show tunes
no loud grunts during bowel movements
no coughing fits
no serious farting
no flexing
no comparing body parts
no multi-colored socks
no hair dryers
no mousse
no mention of Project Runway
no more than 4 'bro' references
no combing shoulder hair
Absolutely no squealing

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