I am not closing the door on being a Chippandale dancer. Yes, my age works against me. No hair, big ears. No ripped abdominal muscles. A rather insignificant butt. A third chest nipple.
But this is a time of inclusion. A woman will play 007. Really old people running for office. Kids getting paid millions for acing video games.
So I have back brace. So I'll look like a disjointed robot. Women may like that vulnerability. I will wax my body hair. use moisturizer and work my tail off learning the moves. I need someone to practice stuffing bills into my waistband. I'll supply the bills.
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