Saturday, March 29, 2014

All in the Timing

I try to time my water consumption on visits to my urologist. I know he will give me the urine retain test and measure my stream strength. I thought I timed it right, but he was running late. I could barely hold it in. Another guy was hopping around in the hall with the same problem. In fact, the entire waiting room was squirming in agony. Personally I think they secretly film all this and laugh about it later.
Anyway, I will have to have laser surgery to shrink my prostate. Maybe I can get them to smooth out my neck wattle. The thought of peeing blood afterward is not soothing. Aging is not engaging.

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