In the future all teeth will be owned by conglomerates run by evil CEOs. As baby teeth fall out, parents will be required to bring them to collection centers where they will be chemically treated to enhance size and strength. They will be sold to wholesalers who will regulate the price, which means the richest will obtain the highest quality teeth.
Teeth that grow in after baby teeth will be part of a lottery. Names chosen will compete for a lifetime supply of laughing gas by engaging in a race to see who can yank out their own teeth fastest. Losers go toothless.
Where does the tooth fairy fit in?
Since they are no longer allowed to collect baby teeth, they will retrained as brokers between the toothless and wholesalers. You can bet illegal importation of teeth from Third World countries will flood the enamal market.
Dentists will have their hands full implanting purchased, enhanced teeth.
For the foreseeable future humans will maintain control of their ear wax.
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